Lobster thermidor
Nantucket lightship basket purses
Bermuda bags
Skotch Koolers
The Printery Fair Isle cardigans
Argyle, madras, plaid, pastels
Chipped beef, crab cakes, beef stroganoff, King Ranch chicken
Pepperidge Farm Chessmen
Skippy, Triscuits, Underwood Duke’s Mayonnaise
Embroidered whales on anything
Monogrammed everything
Choate Rosemary Hall, The Hotchkiss School, Phillips Exeter Academy
The Hockaday School, Meadowbrook School, Wesley Prep, The Da Vinci School
Princeton, Yale, Harvard, Columbia, Brown
L.L., Ralph, Lilly
Goyard
Lakeside Drive
Stubbs & Wootton
Hadleigh’s Bespoke Lifestyle
Dooney & Bourke
Steve and Eydie
Vineyard Vines
Brook Hollow Golf Club, Dallas Country Club, The Montaigne Club
Dallas Woman’s Club
Tretorns, Weejuns, Top-Siders
Greenwich, Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard
Pearls
Sailing
Gatoring
Dunston’s back room on Monday nights
Lacrosse, rugby, squash
Floral chintz
Needlepoint
The Junior League
C.Z., Babe, Jackie
F. Scott, Truman, Sargent
The two Slims
Sister Parish
Lester LaninBay rum
Eau Sauvage
Nantucket Reds
Jack Rogers Navajos
Bernardo Miamis
Barbara Hutton, Gloria Vanderbilt, Brenda FrazieR
Idlewild debs
Mystic, Waldemar, Longhorn
Black Point Beach
Point O’ Woods
The North Shore
Gant
Lacoste
Muffy, Buffy, Bitsy, Topsy
Skip, Chip, Kip, Trip
The Hampton Classic
La Plates melamine plates, monogrammed
J. Press
The Strand Book Store
The Official Preppy Handbook
Love Story, The Great Gatsby, The Graduate
Range Rovers, Land Cruisers, Grand Wagoneers
Volvo 240s
Any Mercedes-Benz, pre-1990
Pink
Green