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Rock Star TV Preacher Joel Osteen’s Handwriting Reveals His Real Truths

An Expert Analysis

BY // 01.05.17


Alice Weiser has spent years puzzling over dotted I’s and crossed T’s, and nothing escapes her. She’s an expert when it comes to deciphering handwriting style and body language — give her a few paragraphs, and she’ll return an enthralling and enlightening profile, something she’s been doing for decades.

She’s appeared on MSNBC, CNN, and Court TV, among other outlets, and was voted best in her field by the International Graphoanalysis Society. Now, She’s back on PaperCity, and not a minute too soon, with the first in a series of handwriting analysis of high-profile folk.

Now, Weiser, who lives in Houston, puts her considerable powers to work deciphering what makes Joel Osteen tick. After analyzing O.J. SimpsonScott Peterson, and Saddam Hussein through the years, our favorite TV evangelist is a breeze. And brave, too. Osteen agreed to this exercise, no questions asked, and he has not seen the results — until now.

Televangelist, Lakewood Church, the largest Protestant church in the U.S.

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This print script reveals that Joel Osteen is a clear communicator and that his actions are well thought out. He feels deeply (as his writing can be felt through the reverse side of the page), but he keeps his emotions well in check. The slant of the writing denotes one who has a strong sense of the feelings of others. He can easily share his woes and joys, though he is a rather private person who holds his cards close to his vest.

Osteen has strong determination, as can be gleaned from the length of the lower zones of his script (the Y’s and G’s), and he possesses a strong sense of responsibility. When he makes a promise, he most definitely will deliver. His strong literary flare is indicated by the fluidity of his script.

Although he is an excellent communicator (as is evidenced by his circle letters, the O’sand A’s), it’s of the utmost importance that he seek private time. Osteen’s signature signifies one who can easily reach up into the spiritual and philosophical arena (as seen in the capital letters in his name), and one who enjoys communal visibility. This combination, sprinkled with humor when appropriate, makes all of the above very harmonious.

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