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The Emmy Awards Red Carpet is a Sport — and Mandy Moore, Rachel Brosnahan and Jonathan Van Ness Are Winning: A Fashion Obsessive’s Favorite Moments and Inappropriately True Thoughts

BY Reed Robertson // 09.17.18

Awards Season is my Christmas. That is literally going on my tombstone.

Award show red carpets are a sport — and in that sport, I am a marathoner. I’m that dork that starts sweating when a perfect lewk I love comes down the red carpet.

Red carpets just make me happy. It’s the greatest hits of your favorite celebrities, all in couture gowns and tuxedos. I mean, come on, very little does more for me than a princess tulle moment, you know?

And so, here I am, recapping all the feels from this year’s Emmy Awards red carpet.

It’s 4:47 pm (CST … The red carpet hasn’t even officially started yet. But when Queer Eye Fab Fiver Antoni Porowski posted his Balmain tux on Instagram … Well, we can all already go home.

Oh, and Jonathan Van Ness is my own personal Jesus. Go ahead, girl. You carry that little ascot evening clooootch from The Row.

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They did THAT! These gold carpet lewks are snatched from head to toe! 😍🏆🌟 #Emmys [📷 @televisionacad]

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And sweet Jesus, Scarlett Johansson. It’s so gorgeous. It’s like, ‘Oh, hey y’all. No, I’m just here to support my boyfriend. This was in my cedar closet. Totally forgot I had it.’

Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost, “Saturday Night Live” arrive to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Kevork Djansezian/NBC)

I just had to call for a defibrillator. I’m still picking myself up off the floor for my girl Mandy Moore in custom Rodarte … That is my aesthetic. Like, ‘Hi! It me!’ We’re loving you like candy, Mandy!

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: Mandy Moore, “This Is Us” arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 (Photo by: Todd Williamson/NBC)

I’d twirl, too, if I looked as good as Michelle Dockery.

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Michelle Dockery arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Kevork Djansezian/NBC)

OK, so. Tracee Ellis Ross in that Valentino couture. I need a Tums. It’s making my stomach hurt it’s so perfect. I would pay good American money to just be the seat filler for Tracee Ellis Ross‘ gown.

 

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VALENTINO HAUTE COUTURE #blackish #emmys

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I just added ‘Nestle for a short nap in Jessica Biel’s peplum’ to my bucket list.

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Jessica Biel, “The Sinner”; Justin Timberlake arrive to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 (Photo by: Christopher Polk)

Emilia Clarke. (The Mother of Dragons, duh.) This is the best Hansel-and-Gretel-But-Make-it-Fashion moment I have ever seen.

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Emilia Clarke arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Todd Williamson/NBC)

I’m still questioning my sexuality over Rachel Brosnahan and her Oscar de la Renta gown.

LOS ANGELES, CA – SEPTEMBER 17: 70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: Actor Rachel Brosnahan arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17, 2018. NUP_184216 (Photo by Christopher Polk/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

New life goal: Master Judith Light’s red-carpet pose. She is giving angles in her Michael Kors, y’all.

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Judith Light arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Kevork Djansezian/NBC)

If anything happens to my boyfriend… Please call Milo Ventimiglia.

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Milo Ventimiglia, “This Is Us” arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Kevork Djansezian/NBC)

Golf claps for Mary Steenburgen’s blunt bang. Queen!

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Ted Danson, “The Good Place”; Mary Steenburgen arrive to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Todd Williamson/NBC)

Sweet mother of GAWD! Come thru, Felicity!

70th ANNUAL PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS — Pictured: (l-r) Keri Russell arrives to the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at the Microsoft Theater on September 17th, 2018 — (Photo by: Kevork Djansezian/NBC)

How did I miss Allison Janney coming through like a disco chanteuse?! Where is the albino pony she rode in on?!

Reed Robertson (aka @mrreedallen) is the women’s ready-to-wear specialist, but identifies spiritually with the title of Dance Captain, within the charmingly curated world of Forty Five Ten. A Certified level 6 IMDB App©️Power User, Robertson enjoys devouring pop culture, as well as dancing at inappropriate times, and cocktails at inappropriate hours. Robertson lives in Dallas with his partner TJ and his large collection of shoes.

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